Let me begin by dedicating this to my muse ...Ms. West, we can call her!
What prompted me to write this blog, believe it or not, was a segment on the Today show with Al Roker. Now before you get disgusted, it in no way involves Al, sex, or visuals. I am sure everyone has heard of the new phenomenon of "Sext Messaging" and how its now the cool thing for "tweenys" to participate in. All these well educated psychologist sat around with Al and discussed the repercussions of this "sexting" and how it could negatively effect the young people and come back to haunt them in their future Ms. America days. After all the statistics and blah blah blah conversation, I thought to myself....hell this is better than the teenage pregnancy, abortions, and the spread of STD's among teenagers!
As a matter of fact, "sexting" is the safest sex there is! Ms. West was my inspiration for this because she practically maintained a long distance relationship and managed to keep it spicy with her suggestive "sexting" and a few visuals along the way. A lot has changed since my middle school days of tongue kissing behind the football bleachers, and little pocket pool and good ol' dry humping. Apparently those options just are not enough for "tweens" these days. I would much rather my teen, which I will never have, send a naughty little text message than come home one day to say that I'm going to be a grandma!
For adults, "sext" messaging can keep your relationship alive! Just a naughty little reminder during your conference call or silly hour long staff meeting of what you have awaiting you at home! Although there are consequences to all of our actions, the ones to follow "sexting" are sure to be delightful! And as far as monogomy goes, you can practically have an orgy via text message and no one has to know about eachother plus the fact that an over abundance of naked people in close quarters is a little disgusting. So I want to challenge all of you who are allowing your relationship to tarnish a little and get a little ho hum to kick it up a notch and let your thumbs to do the talking! And if that certain someone just isn't doing it for you, start "sexting" someone else! Cheers!
What prompted me to write this blog, believe it or not, was a segment on the Today show with Al Roker. Now before you get disgusted, it in no way involves Al, sex, or visuals. I am sure everyone has heard of the new phenomenon of "Sext Messaging" and how its now the cool thing for "tweenys" to participate in. All these well educated psychologist sat around with Al and discussed the repercussions of this "sexting" and how it could negatively effect the young people and come back to haunt them in their future Ms. America days. After all the statistics and blah blah blah conversation, I thought to myself....hell this is better than the teenage pregnancy, abortions, and the spread of STD's among teenagers!
As a matter of fact, "sexting" is the safest sex there is! Ms. West was my inspiration for this because she practically maintained a long distance relationship and managed to keep it spicy with her suggestive "sexting" and a few visuals along the way. A lot has changed since my middle school days of tongue kissing behind the football bleachers, and little pocket pool and good ol' dry humping. Apparently those options just are not enough for "tweens" these days. I would much rather my teen, which I will never have, send a naughty little text message than come home one day to say that I'm going to be a grandma!
For adults, "sext" messaging can keep your relationship alive! Just a naughty little reminder during your conference call or silly hour long staff meeting of what you have awaiting you at home! Although there are consequences to all of our actions, the ones to follow "sexting" are sure to be delightful! And as far as monogomy goes, you can practically have an orgy via text message and no one has to know about eachother plus the fact that an over abundance of naked people in close quarters is a little disgusting. So I want to challenge all of you who are allowing your relationship to tarnish a little and get a little ho hum to kick it up a notch and let your thumbs to do the talking! And if that certain someone just isn't doing it for you, start "sexting" someone else! Cheers!
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