Dating Resumes

Dating Resumes- Help Wanted!!

Those of you who know me well, know that the past few years of my life have been everything but ordinary and along with the ups and downs came many jobs and locations. While I was sending out one resume after the next I started asking myself….”Self, if these companies are going to go through all this searching, background checks, references, cavity searches..(J/K)…to just hire me to answer a damn phone, then why don’t women go to these measures to find a soulmate, lover, boyfriend…and dare I say it a husband?

Most of us will just take a reference from our drunk girlfriends at the bar that know his friend, that dated his cousin, that was in his fraternity, that was at the college in the same state, that your mom grew up in!! Talk about a creditable person, who are we kidding? Ladies…half the men that we have “hooked-up, made-out, dipped it low, bumped and grinded” whatever it may be…you didnt know him any better than the guy that checked your coat at the door!! So why would you give him every which way to contact you….your myspace/facebook (with way too much info, might I add)…work email…home address…mothers maiden name..social security…I mean we really must take this dating game to a different level.

Let’s start with the application process! Every job, no matter what it is, you have to fill out an application even if it is flippin burgers at McD’s or running for office, you had to give basic info about yourself. Now, you dont have to necessarily have a man fill out a literal application…make him interview with you before you even give him your number!! Name, address, previous job, current job, marital status (muy importante)… and CRIMINAL BACKGROUND!!!! Ladies now that is a big one…I know all of us have made some stupid decisions whether it was just stealing a road cone and getting caught for it or a DUI…but this is a must. This guy may look like JFK Jr. but may have very well strangled his last girlfriend, cut her up in little pieces and scattered her in the Atlantic! If he doesn't want to tell you, then he prob has something to hide…BELIEVE ME!!

Once you get the info, check his references…and not just his drunk frat brother at the bar that thinks your hot and wants his boy to get laid. Unfortunatly this is a necessary evil in todays society. Wise up ladies.. play the game before you get played! Once your candidate passes the application process, background check, reference check, then allow him to take you on a date and if he flakes out before this point……you would have fired him anyway! Run your dating life like a successful business, only the strongest survive and you weed out the losers!